Drive Thru

We have successfully arrived at our campground on the coast of the Adriatic.  The drive was loooong!  So loooooong!  Here is a brief recap:

Slovakia: Welcome to our tiny and cute country.  Please drive slowly through our many villages and hamlets. 

Austria: Welcome!  Please drive quickly through on our efficient, clean, and well-groomed autobans. 

Slovenia:  Ha!  What the hell are you doing?  Using us as a hallway to your vacation destination?  You're just like all the others!  GIVE us 30 euro NOW for no more than 5 miles of country road.  Fuck you very much!

Croatia:  Welcome to our wonderful country!  Be so kind as to give us 5 euro and we'll give you endless miles of highways through the most beautiful countryside ever!  Enjoy the views while leisurely driving to the seacoast.   You are so very welcome!