We have successfully arrived at our campground on the coast of the Adriatic. The drive was loooong! So loooooong! Here is a brief recap:
Slovakia: Welcome to our tiny and cute country. Please drive slowly through our many villages and hamlets.
Austria: Welcome! Please drive quickly through on our efficient, clean, and well-groomed autobans. Slovenia: Ha! What the hell are you doing? Using us as a hallway to your vacation destination? You're just like all the others! GIVE us 30 euro NOW for no more than 5 miles of country road. Fuck you very much!
Croatia: Welcome to our wonderful country! Be so kind as to give us 5 euro and we'll give you endless miles of highways through the most beautiful countryside ever! Enjoy the views while leisurely driving to the seacoast. You are so very welcome!
