Thursday, September 29, 2011

A Dog's Life

Most days I am so busy, I don't know which end is up.  Even if I find a bit of time here and there, it's spent watching TV shows or reading blogs.  My brain is just too tired to function in any sort of a creatively active way.  Then, all of a sudden, I find a respite--a few days when work slows down and my running around stops.  The first thing I do is have a couple of cocktails, all 1950s Don Draper styles, to relax and unwind.  

Inevitably, my boozy unwinding comes with a price.  As I come up with something to fill my time, for instance, I suddenly realize that I had just spent one too many hours hours taking photos of my dog.  Indeed, suddenly a combination of booze and time makes a photo journal of my dog's life seem like a perfectly logical way to creatively pass the time.   

Since I am very much invested in productively spending my time (I have thoroughly assimilated the Protestant work ethic), the only thing that remains is to post the said photos on a blog in the name of, obviously, productively spending my time.  So, without further ado, here is Grover's aka Stinky's photo journal.
Porndog: Grover enjoys exposing himself whenever he gets an opportunity to do so.  The best place to do it is his very own bed.

Most dogs shy away from an evening in front of the fire, but not Grover.  He cannot wait for the weather to get cold so he can sit in front of a warm fire and reflect on the day's events.

Sometimes a dog can get really sad cause he needs a haircut in the most desperate way.  Then, he gets a haircut and style and he's all, "come and get it bitches!"  
To his utter surprised disappointment, however, no matter the stylish cut, all dogs, both ladies and gents, cross the street when they see him coming.  No matter the cut, the barking annoys all potential canine friends.  The barking is a self-defense mechanism.  I mean, what small dog doesn't have a Napoleonic complex?

The height of creatively yet productively spending time came at the end of last October when I dressed Grover up as Princess Leia in preparation for Halloween.  I don't think he's forgiven me for it just yet.  He keeps bringing it up.

Saturday, September 24, 2011

A Twofer & Postscript

Trying to make up for lost blogging time and feeling inspired.  First of all, soon after I posted "some pole dancing," a friend shared a website with photos of creatively altered signage--signage which is otherwise harmless.  Here is where I found a play on the word polish.  Whoever did this has got my vote.
Then, while catching up on my Polish news, I found a fascinating story.   Near Wroclaw, a sizable city in western Poland, the police stopped an 18 year old with marijuana in his possession.  When asked where he got it, he told them that he found it in a nearby garden.  The police investigated and found a garden with about 17 pot plants growing almost as high (oh yeah!) as three meters.  The garden belongs to a 77 year old woman who apparently had no idea what it is that grew in her yard.  She keeps chickens who really enjoyed feeding on the plants and she saw no harm in them pecking on the greens.  The police confiscated the robust bushes, but now they have no idea what to do with the nice old lady.  The story was titled "She Fed Pot to Chickens."  The most informative of the short article's lines?  "The coop of hoot" (translation entirely mine).

Finally, as if "some dance pole" and a pot grandma weren't enough, just as I was checking the TV schedule for this week (which has like 50 million new shows on it), I saw the title for "The Millionaire Matchmaker" reality show episode: "The Plastic Surgeon and the Pole Dancer."  Now I'm wondering whether the universe is conspiring for me or against me cause, obviously, it's all about me, the ultimate Pole.

Friday, September 23, 2011

Pole Dancing

One of my colleagues (who shall remain nameless), affixed this cartoon on my office door just the other day:
http://www.speedbump.com/cg_speedbump.php 
How very apropos for this blog!  For a while now, I've been meaning to explore, per Sweet Lady's suggestion, the very many ways in which I can play with the word Pole (not to mention the many ways one can play with a pole/Pole) as in North and South, as in pole dance and dancing pole, as in have pole, will travel (ok, I just made that one up).  I would love to get more suggestions and creative ways of integrating Poles into your lives, people, so bring them and share them!  Pray tell, how have poles/Poles affected your life?
 

Monday, September 12, 2011

Back Pains

I want to get back to regular blogging but have to get my back back to proper behavior.  First the semester hijacks my brain and energy, then my lower back starts hurting, and now it's in full blast mode of "I have trouble walking upright like the human I am."  But!  For once in my life I have health insurance that covers chiropractic care (I spent much too much of my adult life without any insurance at all) and while I enjoyed getting high on pain meds the last time this happened, I much prefer medical care that actually aims to improve one's health.   [A couple of years ago, when I couldn't get out of bed and ended up going to the ER (it was a Saturday), they gave me pain meds, something like strong ibuprofen, and sent me home.]  I never ever used the phrase "I feel so blessed" until my first chiropractic appointment this afternoon.

My lower back started hurting back in the ole' days when I waited tables to pay for college and life (alas, when in our twenties, we tend to hurt less for shorter periods of time).  I hated that job more than anything, no matter the restaurant I worked in and even the one where I adored my boss.  Aside from leaving me with several emotional scars, it's left me with chronic back and knee pain.  Thanks to those giant trays, I now have trouble walking up and down stairs without my knees making freaky creaking sounds.  As MY (I have one!) chiropractor (and new best friend) told me today, you are too young for this.  Here here! 

Saturday, September 3, 2011

Heat versus Brain

It has been unbearably hot over here in STL.  Temperatures in the 100s with heat indexes that much higher.  My brain feels like that anti-drug use commercial.  Eggs, hot pan, and "this is your brain on drugs" as the eggs sizzle away.  There is so much work to be done, but I have been beyond lethargic.  Plus, when your work consists of reading and writing, you want to leave the house and go for a walk, for example, to get away from the page.  Not possible at this juncture.  Even Grover gets out of breath walking round the block. 

Heat puts in mind the "emotional races" of my previous post on immigration and I found yet another volume in which the authors expound on the dangers posed by the lesser races of Eastern and Southern Europe.  In a chapter titled "The Immigration Problem: ITS PRESENT STATUS AND ITS RELATION TO THE AMERICAN RACE OF THE FUTURE" by Robert DeC. Ward published in the 1904 volume of The Survey (by Edward Thomas Devine and Paul Underwood Kellogg who were "Survey Associates, Charity Organization Society of the City of New York"), Ward writes: "The question before us is, therefore, a race question.  Slav, Italian, Jew, not discouraged by the problem of maintaining high standards of living with many children, are replacing native Americans.  ...  There can, then, be absolutely no doubt that the recent change in the races of our immigrants will profoundly affect the character of the future American race." How so, you may well ask.  According to Ward, it's a mixed bag and we should stick to our known superiority rather than risk tarnishing Anglo-American perfection:

The increasing proportion of Alpine and of Mediterranean blood will "soften the emotional nature, but it will quicken the poetic and artistic nature. We shall be a more versatile, a more plastic people, gentler in our thoughts and feelings because of the Alpine strain; livelier and brighter, with a higher power to enjoy the beautiful things of life," because of the Latin blood. "We may doubtless learn courtesy from many an Italian; virtue from many a Slav; family loyalty from many a Jew; the beauty and the refining influence of music from many a Hungarian." Turning to the physical side it is clear that the average stature will be reduced and that the skull will become broader and shorter. He would, indeed, be a hopeless pessimist who should maintain that this racial change will have naught but undesirable effects, mental and physical, upon the future American race. We probably need less nervous energy and push; we shall undoubtedly benefit by a quickening of our artistic and poetic nature; we shall probably not be injured by an infusion of some of the "conservative and contemplative stock which comes from eastern Europe." The good qualities of the new races we may need; their defects we should be willing to do without. Yet, when all is said regarding the benefits which we may, or even must, derive from these new elements in the blood of our race, are we not, as it were, giving away to the philosophy of despair? Are we not, most of us, fairly well satisfied with the characteristics, mental and physical, of the old American stock? Do we not love American traits as they are? May we not be rather reckless in assuming that everything will settle itself for the best? It may be that the American race of the future is to be a far better race in every respect than the old one. But we should remember that, as it has been put by a recent writer, "in forming a race of unknown value, there is being sacrificed a race of acknowledged superiority in originality and enterprise."

Way to deliver a backhanded compliment!  Why should we pay for poetry, music, or family (stereotypes all) with shorter statures and smaller brains when we are so perfect already? 

Saturday, August 27, 2011

Immigrant Fridays: The Insane Immigrant

Immigrant Fridays turned into Saturday.  I wrote too soon when I promised regular theme days.  The semester started and, as always, hijacked my life.

Toward the end of the 19th Century, examinations of immigrants began at places like Ellis Island.  To this day, immigrants with certain diseases like syphilis, tuberculosis, and HIV/AIDS [the last one until 2010 when Obama got rid of it--thanks Ben!] are barred from legal residency.  Back in the day, insanity and idiocy were also on the list ("insanity" differently defined is on the list now too) and I often wondered how officials determined the two.  I found a 1903 volume titled Book of instructions for the medical inspection of immigrants by the U.S. Public Health Service ("Prepared by Direction of the Surgeon-General"), which answered my questions not at all, but was entertaining enough especially since it contains a reference to "ignorant representatives of emotional races." This last one goes unexplained so I guess everyone knew who they were talking about.

Here are some of the instructions:
The medical examination should be made by daylight and never, except in an emergency, attempted in poorly lighted rooms or by artificial light. The preliminary line inspection should be conducted on an even, level surface, so that the passengers may not be tempted to look where they are stepping. ... Care should be taken to prevent crowding, to maintain a single file evenly spaced, with the individuals well separated (10 feet).
Good to know about the lighting.  You can't see crazy in the dark. 

Below are two of the document's subdivisions.  One on insanity and the other on "idiots."  Both of them pose ethical issues today, but how in the world did they determine these at the turn of the century (daylight notwithstanding)?  How could English-speaking officials, with few if any translators, keep an ear out for illusions or hallucinations?


Subdivision III.—Insane persons.
The following definition of insanity may be accepted for guidance: Insanity is a deranged and abnormal condition of the mental faculties, accompanied by delusions or hallucinations or illusions, or manifesting itself in homicidal or suicidal tendencies or persistent mental depression, or inability to distinguish between right and wrong.
In the case of immigrants, particularly the ignorant representatives of emotional races [!!!], due allowance should be made for temporary demonstrations of excitement, fear, or grief, and reliance chiefly placed upon absolute assurance of the existence of delusions or persistent refusal to talk or continued abstinence from eating.
Persons suffering from acute attacks of delirium tremens should be certified as insane. Those presenting less active evidence of alcoholism should be regarded as coming under the heading of likely to become public charges, as should also all cases of simple epilepsy or hysteria.
At least two officers should concur in a certificate of insanity, and when this is impracticable the medical officer should recommend the employment of a local physician in good standing, and they shall jointly sign the certificate.
The evidence on which a certificate of insanity is based should be made a matter of permanent record. It should always include, among other things, the physical appearance, character of hallucinations, delusions, or illusions, and a brief history of the peculiarities noted while the case was under observation.
Subdivision IV.—Idiots.
The following definition of an idiot may be accepted for guidance:
An idiot is a person exhibiting such a degree of mental defect, either inherited or developed during the early period of life, as incapacitates the individual for self-maintenance or ability to properly care for himself or his interests. (Richardson.)
Idiocy is a defect of mind which is either congenital or due to causes operating during the first few years of life, before there has been a development of the mental faculties, and may exist in different degrees. (Standard Dictionary, by Maudslev; Responsibility in Mental Diseases, chapter 3, p. 66.)
In case of persons of impaired mentality to whom the term " idiot" or " insane," as above defined, is inapplicable, certificates should be made in such terms as may be deemed best calculated to convey an idea of the degree of disability in each particular case.

Sunday, August 21, 2011

Dumb Cinderella


It's only been a little over a week since I've been back and though I don't long for my granny telling me what to wear, there are already things I miss.  People, obviously.  My niece is growing so fast.  A couple of days before I left, I was reading Cinderella (Kopciuszek in Polish) to her and during the scene where the poor girl loses her slipper, Emilia says, "She shouldn't have worn heels.  She should have worn shoes that lace up."  No shit Cinderella! Note ladies, you wear no heels, you get no prince, and I'm never reading that story to her again.

I miss appropriately sized ice cream so you feel like you're eating dessert and not a meal (the Statue of Liberty flavor).
 
Wild blueberries the color of ink.
 
Waffles with powdered sugar for dessert (to go!).
Smoked cheese, highlander style.

Friday, August 19, 2011

Immigrant Fridays: "Its Evils and Consequences"

Going a couple of decades earlier than the promised 1880s because of an 1856 volume informatively titled Immigration: Its Evils and Consequences by Samuel Busey, M.D.  The title leaves little to the imagination and the contents confirm Busey's attitude.  

Busey writes that unless evil German, Irish, and British immigrants are stopped, we shall see the end of American institutions and freedoms for while the Germans organize German associations, the Irish elect their own, and the Brits kowtow to the Queen ("Once an Englishman, always an Englishman").

Busey outlines familiar suspects as complicit in destroying the very fabric of America woven so carefully by "our forefathers" (methinks 1856 is a bit early to be talking about "forefathers."):
  • they send their money home instead of investing their earnings in America
  • they take jobs away from Americans, work for less and "depreciate the value of American labor."
  • they have too many children thus engendering "absorption, either partial or complete, of the American character."  
  • they are criminals and paupers
  • they bring "disease, disorder, and immorality"
On a related note, one of my favorite segments of The Daily Show was the one where Stewart took on the leprosy scare of 2007 shored up by media outlets and politicians:
The Daily Show With Jon StewartMon - Thurs 11p / 10c
Immigrant Disease
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Yeah, it's that ridiculous.  Hodgman and Stewart are not exaggerating.  


Monday, August 15, 2011

Recipe Day: Pickled Curry Cucumbers (updated)

Recipe Sunday turned into recipe Monday, but better late than never.  I made a few jars of a curry cucumber salad.  I got the recipe from my sister who got it from someone else who got it from yet a different person.  I tried it when I was in Poland and it was delicious and it's easy to make even if somewhat time-consuming.  I am not totally sure about the amount of cucumbers you'll need so just eyeball it.  I think I bought about three pounds and used the following amounts of the other ingredients:
2 large onions
2 tablespoons of mustard seed
2 tablespoons of curry powder
2 tablespoons of salt (I use sea salt cause it's better)
1 cup of sugar
1 cup of white vinegar
1 cup of hot water
First, peel and thinly slice the cucumbers (I used a mandolin slicer) and slice the onions.  Then mix all of the other ingredients and pour the hot liquid over the cucumber and onion slices.  This needs to sit for a while.  At least 5-7 hours or up to 24 hours).  
Once it's sat around for a while, get your glass jars ready.  First, put them into boiling water so they can get disinfected properly.  Then, once they're cool enough to touch, stuff them full of the cucumber slices in the curry juices.   Close the lids tightly.   Put a pot of water on with a rag of some sort on the bottom of it so the jars don't sit directly on the metal bottom.  Put the jars into the water when it's still cold so you don't break them.  The water should reach up to about 3/4 of the jars.  Once the water starts boiling, set the timer for 7-10 minutes.  Finally, take the jars out (don't burn your fingers!) and set them upside down.  If the lids stayed on and the jars aren't leaking, you've done the job right.
Disclaimer: I have to wait at least one week before I open one of the jars to try the salad.  Thus, I don't know if my own concoction worked.  If it did work, I'll try the same thing with zucchini.  It's supposed to be just as delicious.  Will keep you posted. 
Update: It worked!  They came out pickled, but I used too much curry.  The recipe above turns out to be for many more cucumbers--so either use less of the pickling juice or more cucumbers, and you're golden.

Friday, August 12, 2011

Immigrant Fridays

I've decided to have some regular features, things related to a single theme.  Fridays will be related to things immigrant and some days to food (mostly grandma's recipes but not only).  

Immigrant Fridays are my way of A/ keeping up with immigrant news; B/ digging into the past via books written between 1880 and 1924, years when immigration from Southern and Eastern Europe was at its height.   I'm interested in the latter as at this time anti-immigrant feelings ran high, reminding me of what's going on today.  The target's changed but the game remains the same.  Whenever something's not right politically or economically, we run over the most disenfranchised members of society, blaming them for whatever ails us.  It's like we'd rather blame "illegals" now for the state of the economy than Wall Street.  WTF, right?

Problems in American Democracy by Thames Ross Williamson was published in 1925 and lists "Immigration and Assimilation" as one  of its chapters in the section of the book called "American Social Problems."  Some of the other chapters in this section include "Crime and Corrections," "The Negro," and "Industrial Relations."  Enough said. 

Even before the Act of 1924 which restricted all immigration to a mere Northern and Western European trickle, Act of 1917 excluded anarchists, criminals ("except those who have committed political offenses not recognized by the United States"), "insane persons, idiots, epileptics, beggars, and other persons likely to become public charges."  Oh yes, and also no "contract laborers" and no persons over 16 years of age who "cannot read English or some other language."  Just imagine the testing going on at Ellis Island to determine, for example, whether someone was a beggar or an idiot.  We all know what administrative bureaucracy does, even today with all of the technological know-how, so I can only imagine what it did then.
Copyright 1997 State Historical Society of Wisconsin
Williamson explains why Japanese and Chinese immigrants were not welcome by pointing to their supposed racial and cultural differences: "The most important social reason for the exclusion of these two races is that the differences of race and religion existing between Asiatics and native Americans render assimilation of the Chinese and Japanese extremely difficult if not impossible."  This 150 year old stereotype of the inassimilable ethnic persists even today and Asian Americans get complemented on their English.
1886 advertisement for detergent
Williamson (and he was not alone in this) maintains that the "new immigration," which began around 1880 and came primarily from Eastern and Southern Europe was very much unlike the "old immigration" hailing from "Great Britain and Ireland, Germany, and the Scandinavian countries" (this reminds me of current immigration debates which mistakenly posit Mexican immigrants as unlike those who came before them)Why?  For one, the "the old immigration was largely made up of individuals who were similar to the original American colonists in political ideals, social training, and economic background."  However,
Those who make up the new immigration have assimilated less rapidly: they are relatively unlike the native stock in language, race, and customs; the volume of immigration is very great; and rather than being uniformly distributed, the new immigrants tend to concentrate in cities, where they are often little subject to contact with natives.
This also erroneously implies that there was no protest against the earlier, "old" immigrants and that they were indeed welcomed with open arms.  Not the case as we know from the Irish immigrant experience and the Chinese and Irish immigrants of the mid-19th Century were represented as equally dangerous.  
Aside from the immigrant/ethnic groups accused of not assimilating, how is this different than today's outrageous debates around "illegal" immigration?  Just as a century earlier, today's anti-immigrant sentiments have little in common with facts.



Thursday, August 11, 2011

Return Flight

Back from the motherland. Unlike my flights there, I wasn't lucky this time, neither in terms of seating nor in terms of connections.  While I realize how lucky I am to fly across the world to visit family, I cannot help but complain (I'm not Polish for nothing.  We're not known for positive thinking).  No one in immigration processing, for instance, cares that you have a connecting flight to catch.  Everyone you encounter as you run to your gate, however, assures you that it's possible only if you hurry.  So you have the bright time-saving idea to keep your shoes off after passing security.  You thus discover how inadvisable it is to run barefoot, even if in socks, on moving walkways.  While the first feels uncomfortable, the third feels like hot coals.  I arrived at the gate with shoes in hand about five minutes too late and got rerouted to another flight.  On a positive note, when you're sweaty and miserable, you get to ride to your new gate in a special needs vehicle.

The Lufthansa flight I took from Munich to Charlotte was on a giant airbus where all six bathrooms were downstairs.  Freaky.  I did have an individual video screen and watched four films (shut up!  It was a ten hour flight!).
Water for Elephants: a circus elephant named Rosie who understands Polish.  Enough said. [I'm also a sucker for films framed as memories of old men.  Except for The Notebook.  That sucked.]
Beastly: Beauty and the Beast with a pervy teenage twist.   Also, disturbing racial and disability dynamics.  I doubt the youth of today learned that beauty's on the inside.
Paul: a surprisingly illustrious cast for a cartoonish alien flick.  Refreshingly pro-science and anti-creationism.  Funny as shit!
Thor: gods learn life's lessons super fast thus becoming kings of heaven. No matter how bad, however, I enjoy a comic book-based movie.  Also, Natalie Portman's range now includes Your Highness, The Black Swan, and Thor

On an unrelated note, beware of American friends' love of vodka and furry slippers.  They're liable to start on both in the middle of a hot summer morning.

Sunday, August 7, 2011

The Suspicious Pickle

The pickle was featured in a New York Times op-ed (Jane Ziegelman, author of 97 Orchard: An Edible History of Five Immigrant Families in One New York Tenement) a day after I wrote about pickling and souring here.  Germ found the article and sent it my way.  Though now that I think about it, I'd rather be associated with something less pungent. 
My grandma prepared this jar of pickles for immediate consumption. They take only a few days to sour in a mixture of water, garlic, and dill.  The furry stuff is washed off beforehand.

Anti-immigrant feeling at the turn of the 20th Century was as rank as a furry garlicky pickle.  As Ziegelman points out, many anti-immigrant crusades were fought on the battlefield of food.  Immigrants, it was believed,
used too much garlic, onion and pepper. They ate too many cured meats and were too generous with the condiments. Strongly flavored food ... led to nervous, unstable people. Nervous, unstable people made bad Americans. 
I wonder what the reform experts noticed first, the pungent foods or the nervous people, as I have no doubt that immigrants were nervous.  They were new to the country, confused by its rules, and poor.  Many came from places torn apart by wars, and the Jews of Eastern Europe, having escaped anti-Semitism there, had to deal with it here.  

Immigrants from Southern and Eastern Europe were acknowledged to be somewhat assimilable since they were, after all, somewhat Caucasian.  The Slavs' assumed lack of mental acumen, however, was under much discussion while their drinking habits scared the crap out of the temperance movement.  In a 1906 The Incoming Millions, Howard Grose mentions that "they tell us that the Slavs are mentally, socially, and morally undeveloped; that they live like beasts, lower the tone of the community, and are possessed of but one virtue — courage."
As the NYTimes op-ed points out, the pickle became enemy number one in the tenements of New York.  It stunk and was sour, had none of the sweetness of applesauce, and was the preferred snack of the poor and disenfranchised Jews of Manhattan's Lower East Side.  I think the shape of the pickle had something to do with it too and these do-gooding reformers couldn't get their minds out of the gutter.  

The pickle has gained favor, but immigrants keep taking turns getting the short end of the stick.

Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Pickle Redux

My previous post has brought some criticism from my brother cousin (this may sound all True Blood werepanther inbreeding-like but it's not.  He's my first cousin and as such, he can be referred to either as a brother or a cousin.  I prefer the double designation because it sounds creepy). 

First of all, the term for "szatkowanie" is simply shredding.  Secondly, and most importantly, once you layer and stomp the shredded cabbage in the barrel, you leave it inside the house.  It must be in a warm place for a few weeks so that fermentation can take place.  As both my sister and my brother cousin pointed out, that place in our house was usually near the radiator in the kitchen, which meant only one thing: an unbelievably not subtle fermenting aroma, an aroma that often wafted up to the second floor.  If one was unaware of cabbage souring, one could have easily assumed unsavory things about the homeowner. 

Tuesday, August 2, 2011

The Old School Pickle

Polka Dot Jr. aka my younger sister has gone old school.  Following in our grandma's footsteps, she's begun to jar and preserve foodstuffs for winter.  Today, she spent all morning making and jarring tomato sauce and a delicious cucumber salad (I tried last winter's jar a few weeks ago and it was really tasty).
Since Sweet Lady and I have been discussing a cookbook for a couple of years now (we have Communist grandmas in common--her grandma was Cuban), I need to start recording these cooking and eating ideas.  Going through my grandma's recipes, however, may prove challening:
Jarring and preserving was huge during the pre-1989 Communist era since there was little to be found in stores and even less so during the winter.  Fruits and vegetables were grown in gardens and/or purchased from villagers so supplies were made in large quantities.  My grandma used to make jars and jars of black and red currant jams, for instance, from those that grow in our garden. 
Cucumbers were pickled for both salads and soups.  My favorite memory is of cabbage pickling or souring.  Cabbage, no matter the market paucity, was pretty much always available.  It was purchased in large quantities as in about 100 kilograms at a winter (my grandma didn't grow it), then sliced up.  This was not done with a knife since that took forever but with a special slicer upon which the cabbage head was placed and pushed back and forth--here's where my English fails me--the process in Polish is called "szatkowanie:" 
http://polska-peerelu.blog.onet.pl
The cabbage shavings were then placed in an oak barrel but not all at once.  They had to be stomped on each time a layer was placed down much like grapes in the making of wine.  There were all sorts of jokes about how dirty feet contribute to better souring, though of course feet had to be clean and, as an article I found on Polish google proclaims, no wooden or metal implement can substitute for a pair of clean feet in the souring of cabbage. Once the barrel was packed full, it was placed in a cold cold cellar where it stayed all winter long and, as my grandma always said, got better and better as it aged so that every time you got a bunch out it was tastier than before.  Sauerkraut is used for soups, warm or cold salads, and pierogis.  My grandma loves herself some sauerkraut juice and swears by its probiotic properties.  Unfortunately, Polka Dot Jr. has given up cabbage souring since it's simply too much work and with Communism being a distant memory, sauerkraut can be easily and cheaply purchased in stores.

Wild mushrooms were another easily acquired favorite.  When we were little, we often went mushroom hunting.  How adults trusted us to find the right kind I have no idea, but we did (our bounty was, of course, inspected upon return).  Some of the mushrooms would be jarred and some would be dried.  The pickled mushrooms were served as side salads with dinner and dried mushrooms were used for soups.  The mushrooms could be also purchased by the side of the road outside of town where local children made a few extra zloty (they still do).  I took Emilia mushroom hunting today, but since she's five, we couldn't get very far.  We found only a few inedible ones.
I hope to buy some mushrooms on the way to visit Villa Akiko at the end of the week.  If the past is any indication, we should encounter at least a few mushroom hunters selling their finds by the side of the road.

Monday, August 1, 2011

The Bulldog Factor

My sister got a French bulldog puppy a few years ago.  She named him Lolek (dimunitive of Karol).  He's seven now.
He's not the most attractive of dogs but he's super good with children and really protective.  In fact, we credit him with potty training my niece Emilia.  Poles, like the Chinese, begin potty traning children rather early.  Emilia began the process at a tender age of eight months.  My sister would put her down on the potty a few times a day.  Emilia would naturally get bored out of her mind so Lolek started keeping her company.  He'd sit down next to her and would remain there unless the ear tugging got too painful.  His tail was safe since he doesn't have one (Grover's tail, on the other hand, provided hours of entertainment when we visited a couple of years ago).
Emilia stopped wearing diapers by about two and hasn't looked back.  Lolek, however, still keeps her company.  She even "reads" to him from time to time and shows him her drawings and new toys.  Sadly though I think she's begun to realize that he doesn't understand human speech (she used to ask him questions and would say things like "You know, Lolek, this is what it looks like to swim in the sea"--this after she returned from her first seaside vacation three years ago and plopped belly down on the kitchen linoleum).  Before she ever spoke her first words, Emilia imitated Lolek's snore-like breathing and growls (French bulldogs don't breath silently or easily, snoring instead like old men with nasal issues).

Sunday, July 31, 2011

The European Weather Sandwich

We've returned to Poland.  Got lost in Slovakia but overall and aside from the unbearable 16 hour drive (again!), all went well.  We drove during the day this time and I got to see some of the spectacular views along the way.  I'm most impressed with Slovakian castles and forts.  They show up out of nowhere as you drive along the highway.  I tried my best to photograph them all, but wasn't able to hold my camera at the ready the entire time.
I was in Poland for about a week and a half before we left for Croatia and now I'm here for another week and a half.  The way I see it, Poland is the bread (rain) and Croatia the sandwich filling (sunshine).  In Poland, temperatures have been in the 60s with almost non-stop rain while Croatian weather was in the 80s and 90s with almost non-stop sun.

Croatia:

Poland:
Granted, Croatia suprised us with some heavy rains, but all except for one happened in the middle of the night.  Aside from Isabella, the rain bothered us not at all though we did have to run out of the camper at about 3am to gather laundry we had hanging out there as perimeter.  Isabella, however, happy to have her car enjoy the warm night air, left its sunroof open and woke up to flooded seats. We then figured Isabella's sunroof for a rainmaker and constantly reminded her to close it.

It rained only once in Croatia during the day and that rain was no joke.  Our campground experienced a flash flood not especially enjoyed by tent residents.   We camper dwellers gloated--Schadenfreude 'r us.
Not complaining about the rain in Poland though.  I like rain, especially the warm summer kind.  Also, I will be apparently returning to record temperatures combined with humidity in the American Midwest.  

Sunday, July 24, 2011

Dalmatian Sights

While there is no doubt that camping sucks, Croatia itself is beautiful.   For instance, just about a mile from our campground is an old abandoned fort. 


We've also visited a couple of small towns, nestled in the hills and surrounded by the sea.  Skradin is a town of barely four thousand and is near the Krka National Park.  Getting there was as gorgeous as the town itself.  We drove down into a valley and the first thing we saw was a lovely cemetery (I adore cemeteries, but more about that in a few posts from now).


Primosten is another small town, this one closer to our campground than Skradin.  It's a tourist destination par excellence but with a breathtaking cemetery atop a big hill.  I wouldn't mind resting here for eternity.  

Also breathtaking sunsets over the sea, viewed just steps from our camper.

Thursday, July 21, 2011

Croatian Culinary Delights

The already mentioned shrimp

Delicious grilled calamari

Blue mussels

Two types of street food:
 Crepes, here known as pancakes

 Tiny little fish, deep fried on the spot, served with bread

Croatian wine purchases: